"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Cartman has DJish qualities?

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I started watching South Park a few days ago and couldn't help but notice that Eric Cartman has some DJ qualities.

He is pretty good talker, is sorta the "leader" of the gang,very charismatic and can gain the trust of people, manipulative, always thinks about himself before others and his oh so bizzare ways to make $10million.

And finally take a look at this:

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

He seems more of a man than a lot of guys on the forum :p .

PS:Never mind his sometimes "gay" behavior.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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he's more of an @$$hole than a DJ.

And since when did "manipulative" become a DJ trait? I thought that was nice guy or a jerk? Not a DJ.

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you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
 
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backbreaker said:
You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
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Naw just Bebe ..she has the boobs:crackup:
 
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I hate these kinds of post...this is retARded.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
 
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Since when did being an ******* become a DJ quality? You guys are idiots.
 
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backbreaker said:
you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
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There are a million billion threads on this very forum about "DJ" movies and what movies to watch "to be a man" and some crap spouting gangsta rappers are looked upto be "manly". Everything is a piece of fiction, movies and this.

I just wanted to analyze his character, he just seems an interesting character in today's television which is full of AFCs. And he happens to be funny and is about a third or a quarter of the age of people here.
 
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And fellas read my original post carefully. I said DJ qualities. I didn't say he is a DJ.
 
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Obsidian said:
comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
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Well considering he's in 4th grade I'm not sure how much interest he should be showing in girls lol. But He did find one of the Quintuplets hot in the episode of the Romanian Quintuplets and the circus. Then again Cartman did give put Butter's wiener in his mouth...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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He's not ashamed of his desires, I suppose. Sometimes he shows leadership skills, but ultimately he is disliked.

As I've said before, lots of women I know have a thing for Randy Marsh (Stan's dad). He's not a pussy I guess, headstrong but boyish too.
 
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Kerpal said:
Chef is a DJ :D
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I don't know how I overlooked Chef! SO TRUE!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You guys are gay. Stop...go play playstation or something.
 
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