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Cartman has DJish qualities?

djtdot

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I started watching South Park a few days ago and couldn't help but notice that Eric Cartman has some DJ qualities.

He is pretty good talker, is sorta the "leader" of the gang,very charismatic and can gain the trust of people, manipulative, always thinks about himself before others and his oh so bizzare ways to make $10million.

And finally take a look at this:

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

He seems more of a man than a lot of guys on the forum :p .

PS:Never mind his sometimes "gay" behavior.
 

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he's more of an @$$hole than a DJ.

And since when did "manipulative" become a DJ trait? I thought that was nice guy or a jerk? Not a DJ.

comic_relief
 

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you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
 

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backbreaker said:
You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
Naw just Bebe ..she has the boobs:crackup:
 

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I hate these kinds of post...this is retARded.
 

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comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
 

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Since when did being an ******* become a DJ quality? You guys are idiots.
 

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backbreaker said:
you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
There are a million billion threads on this very forum about "DJ" movies and what movies to watch "to be a man" and some crap spouting gangsta rappers are looked upto be "manly". Everything is a piece of fiction, movies and this.

I just wanted to analyze his character, he just seems an interesting character in today's television which is full of AFCs. And he happens to be funny and is about a third or a quarter of the age of people here.
 

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And fellas read my original post carefully. I said DJ qualities. I didn't say he is a DJ.
 

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Obsidian said:
comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
Well considering he's in 4th grade I'm not sure how much interest he should be showing in girls lol. But He did find one of the Quintuplets hot in the episode of the Romanian Quintuplets and the circus. Then again Cartman did give put Butter's wiener in his mouth...
 

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He's not ashamed of his desires, I suppose. Sometimes he shows leadership skills, but ultimately he is disliked.

As I've said before, lots of women I know have a thing for Randy Marsh (Stan's dad). He's not a pussy I guess, headstrong but boyish too.
 

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Kerpal said:
Chef is a DJ :D
I don't know how I overlooked Chef! SO TRUE!
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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You guys are gay. Stop...go play playstation or something.
 
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