"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cartman has DJish qualities?

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I started watching South Park a few days ago and couldn't help but notice that Eric Cartman has some DJ qualities.

He is pretty good talker, is sorta the "leader" of the gang,very charismatic and can gain the trust of people, manipulative, always thinks about himself before others and his oh so bizzare ways to make $10million.

And finally take a look at this:

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

He seems more of a man than a lot of guys on the forum :p .

PS:Never mind his sometimes "gay" behavior.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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he's more of an @$$hole than a DJ.

And since when did "manipulative" become a DJ trait? I thought that was nice guy or a jerk? Not a DJ.

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you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
 
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backbreaker said:
You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
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Naw just Bebe ..she has the boobs:crackup:
 
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I hate these kinds of post...this is retARded.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
 
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Since when did being an ******* become a DJ quality? You guys are idiots.
 
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backbreaker said:
you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
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There are a million billion threads on this very forum about "DJ" movies and what movies to watch "to be a man" and some crap spouting gangsta rappers are looked upto be "manly". Everything is a piece of fiction, movies and this.

I just wanted to analyze his character, he just seems an interesting character in today's television which is full of AFCs. And he happens to be funny and is about a third or a quarter of the age of people here.
 
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And fellas read my original post carefully. I said DJ qualities. I didn't say he is a DJ.
 
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Obsidian said:
comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
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Well considering he's in 4th grade I'm not sure how much interest he should be showing in girls lol. But He did find one of the Quintuplets hot in the episode of the Romanian Quintuplets and the circus. Then again Cartman did give put Butter's wiener in his mouth...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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He's not ashamed of his desires, I suppose. Sometimes he shows leadership skills, but ultimately he is disliked.

As I've said before, lots of women I know have a thing for Randy Marsh (Stan's dad). He's not a pussy I guess, headstrong but boyish too.
 
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Kerpal said:
Chef is a DJ :D
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I don't know how I overlooked Chef! SO TRUE!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You guys are gay. Stop...go play playstation or something.
 
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