"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Cartman has DJish qualities?

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I started watching South Park a few days ago and couldn't help but notice that Eric Cartman has some DJ qualities.

He is pretty good talker, is sorta the "leader" of the gang,very charismatic and can gain the trust of people, manipulative, always thinks about himself before others and his oh so bizzare ways to make $10million.

And finally take a look at this:

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

He seems more of a man than a lot of guys on the forum :p .

PS:Never mind his sometimes "gay" behavior.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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he's more of an @$$hole than a DJ.

And since when did "manipulative" become a DJ trait? I thought that was nice guy or a jerk? Not a DJ.

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you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
 
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backbreaker said:
You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
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Naw just Bebe ..she has the boobs:crackup:
 
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I hate these kinds of post...this is retARded.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
 
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Since when did being an ******* become a DJ quality? You guys are idiots.
 
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backbreaker said:
you guys have to be kidding me.

I have nothing left here to do if you guys are watching South park and looking at cartoons for DJ qualities. You want to **** wendy while you are at it?
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There are a million billion threads on this very forum about "DJ" movies and what movies to watch "to be a man" and some crap spouting gangsta rappers are looked upto be "manly". Everything is a piece of fiction, movies and this.

I just wanted to analyze his character, he just seems an interesting character in today's television which is full of AFCs. And he happens to be funny and is about a third or a quarter of the age of people here.
 
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And fellas read my original post carefully. I said DJ qualities. I didn't say he is a DJ.
 
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Obsidian said:
comic is right that he's more of a jerk than a DJ. But yeah, he is kinda close to a DJ.

except that he's mostly asexual. In the series he never shows much interest in girls.
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Well considering he's in 4th grade I'm not sure how much interest he should be showing in girls lol. But He did find one of the Quintuplets hot in the episode of the Romanian Quintuplets and the circus. Then again Cartman did give put Butter's wiener in his mouth...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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He's not ashamed of his desires, I suppose. Sometimes he shows leadership skills, but ultimately he is disliked.

As I've said before, lots of women I know have a thing for Randy Marsh (Stan's dad). He's not a pussy I guess, headstrong but boyish too.
 
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Chef is a DJ :D
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I don't know how I overlooked Chef! SO TRUE!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You guys are gay. Stop...go play playstation or something.
 
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