"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Carry an Umbrella

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you make an excellent point about being prepared.....
to that end, I'd rather give my d!ck an umbrella for when she squ!rts on me.
if you know what i mean :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My line would be something like "Hey!...You should really get an umbrella!!!" and then just continue to walk next to her with the umbrella only over myself. The hotter she is, the funnier the joke is. If she actually gets it and runs up to join you, that is the type of girl I would want to talk to anyway. And I wouldn't mind at all holding an umbrella for a girl, provided I get to rip on her the whole time. "Oh sure, get a man to provide for you, some feminist you are. :D " Obviously, this is all done in a friendly and joking way. If the girl looks like she's about to start crying when you first talk to her, she didn't get the joke. And obviously if anyone needs help, you should still offer. Even if it's a little old lady. Your frame is that you're really a great guy, and that's the joke of pretending to be a jerk.
 
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Make a ***** bag and put it in the trunk next to the emergency road signs, signal flares and a week worth of rations?
 
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Umbrella usage has a lot to do with geographical location. Here in the NYC area, it's perfectly acceptable. It might be less so out west. I would imagine that they're downright illegal in Texas.

Ahhhh.... but the top hat, now that's universal. What woman could resist?
 
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Better to not have an umbrella and open a women who has one. Once was out with a wing and we opened two younger girls that way and turned it into a instant date.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I can't tell if half the people are joking or just don't understand the concept. OP I like the idea a lot. Instead of an "umbrella" it's more of a metaphor for being dependable in situations of adversity. Always being secure, women like security right?

Incident happens - response is "NO worries I got this". Great tip.
 
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BowTie said:
I can't tell if half the people are joking or just don't understand the concept. OP I like the idea a lot.
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Well I can't tell if half the people posting on this thread are joking or just don't understand the concept either, but why the fvck are so many people bothering to comment.. like any other tip in the tips section like fvck either do it, or don't who cares
 
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