Carry an Umbrella

[Asterisk]

you make an excellent point about being prepared.....
to that end, I'd rather give my d!ck an umbrella for when she squ!rts on me.
if you know what i mean

 

[Bible_Belt]

My line would be something like "Hey!...You should really get an umbrella!!!" and then just continue to walk next to her with the umbrella only over myself. The hotter she is, the funnier the joke is. If she actually gets it and runs up to join you, that is the type of girl I would want to talk to anyway. And I wouldn't mind at all holding an umbrella for a girl, provided I get to rip on her the whole time. "Oh sure, get a man to provide for you, some feminist you are. " Obviously, this is all done in a friendly and joking way. If the girl looks like she's about to start crying when you first talk to her, she didn't get the joke. And obviously if anyone needs help, you should still offer. Even if it's a little old lady. Your frame is that you're really a great guy, and that's the joke of pretending to be a jerk.

 

[HalfAddict]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Make a ***** bag and put it in the trunk next to the emergency road signs, signal flares and a week worth of rations?

 

[Atom Smasher]

Umbrella usage has a lot to do with geographical location. Here in the NYC area, it's perfectly acceptable. It might be less so out west. I would imagine that they're downright illegal in Texas.

Ahhhh.... but the top hat, now that's universal. What woman could resist?

 

[zengame]

Better to not have an umbrella and open a women who has one. Once was out with a wing and we opened two younger girls that way and turned it into a instant date.

 

[BowTie]

I can't tell if half the people are joking or just don't understand the concept. OP I like the idea a lot. Instead of an "umbrella" it's more of a metaphor for being dependable in situations of adversity. Always being secure, women like security right?

Incident happens - response is "NO worries I got this". Great tip.

 

[sarcastic sam]

I can't tell if half the people are joking or just don't understand the concept. OP I like the idea a lot.

Well I can't tell if half the people posting on this thread are joking or just don't understand the concept either, but why the fvck are so many people bothering to comment.. like any other tip in the tips section like fvck either do it, or don't who cares