spesmilitis
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Anyone know?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Can you eat oatmeal raw?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Warboss Alex
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err, why shouldn't you be able to?spesmilitis said:
musclyjerk
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It's probably harder to digest but yeah, there's no problem eating it raw. I used to just eat it with milk without heating it up.. but if you mean eating it dry and raw.. that's entirely up to you and how much of an animal you are. 
The Muscly Jerk
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Warboss Alex
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I actually like it dry and raw (in small amounts though). Really dry at first but when some moisture gets in there it's just like a flapjack.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Sure, you can. Why would you want to do it though? Put some water in there. Live on the edge.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
I dont know why but this is hella funnyPRMoon said:
md3sign
Senior Don Juan
I used to crush up oats in a coffee grinder and mix em with my morning breakfast shake, which is pretty raw. It does force your stomach to work a little harder but there's nothing wrong with it.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
md3sign
Senior Don Juan
because it doesn't take up nearly as much space raw. try eating a cup of cooked oatmeal vs. chugging a shake with 1 cup crushed oats. BIG differencepvf94 said:
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
that shyte will expand in your gut and absorb water and nutrients,great way to block up your colon- that tightness you feel is the process of it taking place..not good.Some bodybuilders put ground up oatmeal in their protein shakes..but why? it taste like sand and it mucks you up inside.
1) you can't digest raw oatmeal.
It consists of complex starches and they have to be heated/boiled first, absorb water and only then the enzymes can get to them. If you eat it raw, you'll crap out all the nutrients. Same goes for potatoes.
2) The oatmeal in your bars and cereal is pre-cooked. It's pre-crushed and usually steamed.
3) If it's "raw" it's just dirty. It has dust, sand, mousecrap and other natural stuff in it. If you feel repulsed by the idea of bending down and licking some plant growing outside, then you should feel the same about eating raw oat grain.
4) Just because you can't digest it, doesn't mean it's bad for you. It stimulates persitalsis - the contractile motion of your intestine, and makes you crap a whole lot of better.
So you CAN eat it, but don't expect it to give you energy.
It consists of complex starches and they have to be heated/boiled first, absorb water and only then the enzymes can get to them. If you eat it raw, you'll crap out all the nutrients. Same goes for potatoes.
2) The oatmeal in your bars and cereal is pre-cooked. It's pre-crushed and usually steamed.
3) If it's "raw" it's just dirty. It has dust, sand, mousecrap and other natural stuff in it. If you feel repulsed by the idea of bending down and licking some plant growing outside, then you should feel the same about eating raw oat grain.
4) Just because you can't digest it, doesn't mean it's bad for you. It stimulates persitalsis - the contractile motion of your intestine, and makes you crap a whole lot of better.
So you CAN eat it, but don't expect it to give you energy.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
Ice Cold said:
it's actually the fibers scraping the insides of your colon and scarring it,producing little tiny abrasions and causing mucus to form and allowing the stool to pass.Overtime this hardens the colon and damaging it's nerves becoming harder and harder to pass poop!
the fiber menace covers this process in great detail plus the danger of too much fiber in the diet. But i have tried the raw oats thing and i will NEVER do it again
reyalp
Master Don Juan
pubmed links or lyingorganizedconfusion said:it's actually the fibers scraping the insides of your colon and scarring it,producing little tiny abrasions and causing mucus to form and allowing the stool to pass.Overtime this hardens the colon and damaging it's nerves becoming harder and harder to pass poop!
the fiber menace covers this process in great detail plus the danger of too much fiber in the diet. But i have tried the raw oats thing and i will NEVER do it again
He probably means this bookreyalp said:
http://www.amazon.com/Fiber-Menace-..._bbs_sr_1/105-4601732-0792454?ie=UTF8&s=books
Never read it... or heard about it.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
http://www.fibermenace.com/
You believe fiber is a health food. Fiber Menace tells you otherwise. And here is why:
Fiber has zero nutritional value. It contains no vitamins, minerals, or microelements, and it's indigestible to boot. All of fiber's make-believe health benefits are related to five of its prominent qualities: "water absorbency," "bulk," "roughage," "fermentation," and "laxative" effect. All five are behind fiber's primary goal in human nutrition: the prevention and treatment of constipation. In reality, here is what actually takes place:
Water absorbency causes fiber to expand. While the whole point and purpose of chewing and digestion is to reduce food particles to the barest minimum and liquefy them for easy passage through the digestive tract, fiber does the complete opposite-it balloons four to five times its original size and weight, and congregates into large lumps. Can that be any good for you? Well, it's just as good as swallowing food without chewing.
Bulk means that fiber makes stools large and heavy. How heavy? About four to five times as heavy, or as much as the amount of water it can absorb and retain. Can that be any good for you? It's just about as good as swallowing apples whole. Large objects tend to get stuck inside passageways, be it an apple inside the mouth, or bulky stools inside the colon. That's why so many children and adults suffer from chronic constipation.
Roughage means that fiber makes stools rough. Rough enough to cause diverticular and hemorrhoidal diseases, anal tears, and crimson blood streaks on passing stools. So rough, in fact, that many toddlers fed high-fiber diets refuse to move their bowels because of pain, and eventually have to be "manually disimpacted" (meaning the impacted stools must be removed by hand, under anesthesia, by a surgeon or specially-trained nurse).
Excessive fermentation causes pain and suffering. Gases and acid are the byproducts of fiber's bacterial fermentation, which causes bloating, flatulence, and abdominal pain, and are the "driving forces" behind IBS, diverticular disease, ulcerative colitis, and Crohn's disease. That's why doctors prescribe antibiotics to wipe out bacteria. Unfortunately, once the bacteria are gone, constipation becomes even worse, and doctors recommend even more fiber.
The laxative effect is particular to soluble fiber, also known as "mucilage." It's based on the fact that once inside the intestines, soluble fiber blocks water absorption (along with essential nutrients, vitamins, and minerals, of course), and this causes diarrhea. Of course, consuming foods that have laxative effects can't be good for either irritable bowel syndrome or colitis, because diarrhea is one of its main outcomes.
If you still doubt that dietary fiber is a menace, just note the following description of the side effects associated with fiber laxatives, which are, of course, 100% pure, unadulterated fiber:
"Bloating, gas, and a feeling of fullness may occur. If these effects continue or become bothersome, inform your doctor. Notify your doctor if you experience: stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, rectal bleeding, unrelieved constipation."
The more fiber you consume either with food or laxatives, the more severe its impact, and the older you are, the more obvious and menacing these side effects. It's even worse for toddlers whose digestive organs are much more vulnerable than adults' because of their tiny size. That's why this book is called Fiber Menace.
At the end of the day, the damage from fiber adds up to unfortunate medical statistics: indigestion, heartburn (GERD), gastritis, ulcers, hernias, gallstones, constipation, hemorrhoids, irritable bowel syndrome, diverticular disease, precancerous polyps, chronic diarrhea, ulcerative colitis, and Crohn's disease. Ironically, fiber is recommended to treat and prevent all of these disorders with a predictable outcome: they get worse, and some transform into deadly cancers.
It's best to read Fiber Menace while you digestive organs are still intact. By the time you'll hear from medical establishment that fiber is a menace, it may be too late to prevent and reverse the damage. It's never too late, though, to stop the on-going carnage.
You believe fiber is a health food. Fiber Menace tells you otherwise. And here is why:
Fiber has zero nutritional value. It contains no vitamins, minerals, or microelements, and it's indigestible to boot. All of fiber's make-believe health benefits are related to five of its prominent qualities: "water absorbency," "bulk," "roughage," "fermentation," and "laxative" effect. All five are behind fiber's primary goal in human nutrition: the prevention and treatment of constipation. In reality, here is what actually takes place:
Water absorbency causes fiber to expand. While the whole point and purpose of chewing and digestion is to reduce food particles to the barest minimum and liquefy them for easy passage through the digestive tract, fiber does the complete opposite-it balloons four to five times its original size and weight, and congregates into large lumps. Can that be any good for you? Well, it's just as good as swallowing food without chewing.
Bulk means that fiber makes stools large and heavy. How heavy? About four to five times as heavy, or as much as the amount of water it can absorb and retain. Can that be any good for you? It's just about as good as swallowing apples whole. Large objects tend to get stuck inside passageways, be it an apple inside the mouth, or bulky stools inside the colon. That's why so many children and adults suffer from chronic constipation.
Roughage means that fiber makes stools rough. Rough enough to cause diverticular and hemorrhoidal diseases, anal tears, and crimson blood streaks on passing stools. So rough, in fact, that many toddlers fed high-fiber diets refuse to move their bowels because of pain, and eventually have to be "manually disimpacted" (meaning the impacted stools must be removed by hand, under anesthesia, by a surgeon or specially-trained nurse).
Excessive fermentation causes pain and suffering. Gases and acid are the byproducts of fiber's bacterial fermentation, which causes bloating, flatulence, and abdominal pain, and are the "driving forces" behind IBS, diverticular disease, ulcerative colitis, and Crohn's disease. That's why doctors prescribe antibiotics to wipe out bacteria. Unfortunately, once the bacteria are gone, constipation becomes even worse, and doctors recommend even more fiber.
The laxative effect is particular to soluble fiber, also known as "mucilage." It's based on the fact that once inside the intestines, soluble fiber blocks water absorption (along with essential nutrients, vitamins, and minerals, of course), and this causes diarrhea. Of course, consuming foods that have laxative effects can't be good for either irritable bowel syndrome or colitis, because diarrhea is one of its main outcomes.
If you still doubt that dietary fiber is a menace, just note the following description of the side effects associated with fiber laxatives, which are, of course, 100% pure, unadulterated fiber:
"Bloating, gas, and a feeling of fullness may occur. If these effects continue or become bothersome, inform your doctor. Notify your doctor if you experience: stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, rectal bleeding, unrelieved constipation."
The more fiber you consume either with food or laxatives, the more severe its impact, and the older you are, the more obvious and menacing these side effects. It's even worse for toddlers whose digestive organs are much more vulnerable than adults' because of their tiny size. That's why this book is called Fiber Menace.
At the end of the day, the damage from fiber adds up to unfortunate medical statistics: indigestion, heartburn (GERD), gastritis, ulcers, hernias, gallstones, constipation, hemorrhoids, irritable bowel syndrome, diverticular disease, precancerous polyps, chronic diarrhea, ulcerative colitis, and Crohn's disease. Ironically, fiber is recommended to treat and prevent all of these disorders with a predictable outcome: they get worse, and some transform into deadly cancers.
It's best to read Fiber Menace while you digestive organs are still intact. By the time you'll hear from medical establishment that fiber is a menace, it may be too late to prevent and reverse the damage. It's never too late, though, to stop the on-going carnage.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
what what i benefit from lying about such a thing? that's plain ridiculis.
eat a cup of shredded raw oatmeal blended in milk or protein shake and tell me how you feel in about an hour...
eat a cup of shredded raw oatmeal blended in milk or protein shake and tell me how you feel in about an hour...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.