"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Can we get rid of this profanity filter?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ahh i see how this works you Fucking Cock sucking Whores.

This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me! :)
 

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ou[]tward

I think I know how to do it and I'm testing it
 

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How the **** did you guys do this
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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There once was a slut from cockminster
who's pussy was starting to blister
so the shit-eating bitch
performed a cunt-switch
on her cock-sucking whore of a sister
 

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Chosen1 said:
How the **** did you guys do this
Hit the quote button on one of them.

I think there is an easier way to do it though, and I'm going to test it again:

outward
 

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future dj said:
**** what ****? there doesnt seem to be a filter...the words all work for me....***** , ***** , ****
...hacker!

i quoted it and it (obviously) censors it!

Vypros said:
Hit the quote button on one of them.

I think there is an easier way to do it though, and I'm going to test it again:

outward
why don't you edit your post instead of making new replies.
 

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Censorship is one of the first steps towards Communism.

First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.

What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
 

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fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh dear...
 

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It doesn't have anything to do with windows... You're making this a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
 

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You know it feels so good to swear after so many years of repression.

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Nappy Headed Ho's!
 

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Dude it's not the point to randomly swear with no coherence. It's about rights and freedoms, and god damnit, that's what America (where SoSuave is hosted) is all about!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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