future dj
Don Juan
typical said:
hmmm
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Can we get rid of this profanity filter?
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hmmm
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Master Don Juan
What the **** ?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Master Don Juan
Ahh i see how this works you Fucking Cock sucking Whores.
This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me!
This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me!
Michele l'Arcangelo
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sweet i figured it out
too bad it takes a lot of time... pointless
sweet i figured it out
too bad it takes a lot of time... pointless
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Master Don Juan
Nah i'm fucking enjoying this.
Besides this way is much quicker than yours.
Besides this way is much quicker than yours.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
How the **** did you guys do this
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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...hacker!future dj said:
i quoted it and it (obviously) censors it!
why don't you edit your post instead of making new replies.Vypros said:
Call_Me_Daddy
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Censorship is one of the first steps towards Communism.
First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.
What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.
What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
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Master Don Juan
fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Oh dear...
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Master Don Juan
Uhh try again Fucker
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Master Don Juan
It doesn't have anything to do with windows... You're making this a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
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Master Don Juan
You know it feels so good to swear after so many years of repression.
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Master Don Juan
Dude it's not the point to randomly swear with no coherence. It's about rights and freedoms, and god damnit, that's what America (where SoSuave is hosted) is all about!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.