future dj
Don Juan
typical said:
hmmm
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Can we get rid of this profanity filter?
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hmmm
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Master Don Juan
What the **** ?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Master Don Juan
Ahh i see how this works you Fucking Cock sucking Whores.
This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me!
This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me!
Michele l'Arcangelo
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sweet i figured it out
too bad it takes a lot of time... pointless
sweet i figured it out
too bad it takes a lot of time... pointless
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Master Don Juan
Nah i'm fucking enjoying this.
Besides this way is much quicker than yours.
Besides this way is much quicker than yours.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
How the **** did you guys do this
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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...hacker!future dj said:
i quoted it and it (obviously) censors it!
why don't you edit your post instead of making new replies.Vypros said:
Call_Me_Daddy
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Censorship is one of the first steps towards Communism.
First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.
What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.
What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
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Master Don Juan
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Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Oh dear...
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Master Don Juan
Uhh try again Fucker
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Master Don Juan
It doesn't have anything to do with windows... You're making this a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
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Master Don Juan
You know it feels so good to swear after so many years of repression.
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Master Don Juan
Dude it's not the point to randomly swear with no coherence. It's about rights and freedoms, and god damnit, that's what America (where SoSuave is hosted) is all about!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.