future dj
Don Juan
typical said:
hmmm
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Can we get rid of this profanity filter?
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hmmm
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Master Don Juan
What the **** ?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Master Don Juan
Ahh i see how this works you Fucking Cock sucking Whores.
This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me!
This is much better, thank you for unblocking profanity filter for me!
Michele l'Arcangelo
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sweet i figured it out
too bad it takes a lot of time... pointless
sweet i figured it out
too bad it takes a lot of time... pointless
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Master Don Juan
Nah i'm fucking enjoying this.
Besides this way is much quicker than yours.
Besides this way is much quicker than yours.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
How the **** did you guys do this
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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...hacker!future dj said:
i quoted it and it (obviously) censors it!
why don't you edit your post instead of making new replies.Vypros said:
Call_Me_Daddy
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Censorship is one of the first steps towards Communism.
First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.
What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
First on TV, then newspapers, now the internet. And now , on a forum where we are supposed to express our thoughts, we have some douchebag Administrator who puts a profanity filter.
What a fvcking conservative dweeb.
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Master Don Juan
fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
Free speech is the fuckin cat's meow.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Oh dear...
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Master Don Juan
Uhh try again Fucker
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Master Don Juan
It doesn't have anything to do with windows... You're making this a lot more complicated than it needs to be.
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Master Don Juan
You know it feels so good to swear after so many years of repression.
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Master Don Juan
Dude it's not the point to randomly swear with no coherence. It's about rights and freedoms, and god damnit, that's what America (where SoSuave is hosted) is all about!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.