"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Can rough sex rupture a Brazilian butt lift?

Thread starter Parallelophone
Start date Nov 13, 2022

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BackInTheGame78

Moderator

#21

DoubleBarrel said:
Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.

There is the pot calling the kettle black...

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

BillyPilgrim

Master Don Juan

#22

From rapture....to rupture

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Parallelophone

Senior Don Juan

#23

Billtx49 said:
An implant in that area probably gives her an improvement the bounce back category …

It's fat injections. And I don't know that they're all that sturdy because I hear about models needing to take breaks from posting pictures so they can head to their plastic surgeons and get their butts tuned up after a while.

DoubleBarrel

Banned

#24

BackInTheGame78 said:
There is the pot calling the kettle black...

I'm too dumb to figure out what that even means.

Billtx49

Master Don Juan

#25

Parallelophone said:
It's fat injections. And I don't know that they're all that sturdy because I hear about models needing to take breaks from posting pictures so they can head to their plastic surgeons and get their butts tuned up after a while.

Apparently there’s two different options in that area. A fat transfer and an actual implant. I wasn’t aware that Brazilian usually refers to the fat transfer procedure …

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BackInTheGame78

Moderator

#26

DoubleBarrel said:
I'm too dumb to figure out what that even means.

It's an expression...it basically means one person saying someone else is the same thing that person actually is.

DoubleBarrel

Banned

#27

BackInTheGame78 said:
It's an expression...it basically means one person saying someone else is the same thing that person actually is.

But kid, I don't make lame "It's over for xxxcel" comments like the silly goose, @Dr.Suave does. I think he should be banned if he continues with them. Just my opinion.

Zimbabwe

Banned

#28

DoubleBarrel said:
But dude, you gotta stop with xxxxcel comments. Like seriously. Stop. If you'd do that in front of chicks, they would roll their eyes and avoid you like the plague. Not cool, man.

Aren't you the same guy simping hard for the attention of the two female users? You have embarrassed yourself enough already

DoubleBarrel

Banned

#29

Zimbabwe said:
Aren't you the same guy simping hard for the attention of the two female users? You have embarrassed yourself enough already

You're a silly goose with poor judgment.

Billtx49

Master Don Juan

#30

And this is why threads get closed, silly argumentative mindsets…
Members doing it often, eventually get Banned.
Thread Closed

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

B

BackInTheGame78

Moderator

#31

DoubleBarrel said:
But kid, I don't make lame "It's over for xxxcel" comments like the silly goose, @Dr.Suave does. I think he should be banned if he continues with them. Just my opinion.

Again...the pot calling the kettle black.

Or how about "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?

Last edited: Nov 13, 2022

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