SeymourCake
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Is that a Don Juan thing to do if her ass is clean?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
- Thread starter SeymourCake
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
What are you drinking tonight?
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
CrimsonPanther
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why is that weird? O_O
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
switch
Master Don Juan
well if you like breathing her fart and eating her half digested caramel pudding....why not? lol
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
Jesus now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Hahahah, priceless thread!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Best. Thread. Ever.
switch
Master Don Juan
seymourcake LOVES eating assh0le cake 
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"I like having my salad tossed with Ketchup or Syrup. I prefer Syrup"
- Tossed Salad Man
- Tossed Salad Man
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
The only time I'd even contemplate trying that sh!t (hah) is if she never had sh!t come out of there in the first place, in other words she wears a bag that takes care of that....meaning that I probably wouldn't be banging her in the first place.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my little brother is actually like that joe.
foreverAFC
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i dont think you could ever be considered a true don juan if you arent into eating ass
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Lol I just seen that Chris rock stand up on YouTube two weeks ago lolbackbreaker said:
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Dirt road goes one way and that's out.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
AFCs do this so they can get back the dinner they bought her.
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user43770
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Depends on the amount of fiber in her diet.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.