SeymourCake
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Is that a Don Juan thing to do if her ass is clean?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
- Thread starter SeymourCake
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What are you drinking tonight?
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
CrimsonPanther
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why is that weird? O_O
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
switch
Master Don Juan
well if you like breathing her fart and eating her half digested caramel pudding....why not? lol
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
Jesus now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Hahahah, priceless thread!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Best. Thread. Ever.
switch
Master Don Juan
seymourcake LOVES eating assh0le cake 
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"I like having my salad tossed with Ketchup or Syrup. I prefer Syrup"
- Tossed Salad Man
- Tossed Salad Man
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
The only time I'd even contemplate trying that sh!t (hah) is if she never had sh!t come out of there in the first place, in other words she wears a bag that takes care of that....meaning that I probably wouldn't be banging her in the first place.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my little brother is actually like that joe.
foreverAFC
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i dont think you could ever be considered a true don juan if you arent into eating ass
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Lol I just seen that Chris rock stand up on YouTube two weeks ago lolbackbreaker said:
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Dirt road goes one way and that's out.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
AFCs do this so they can get back the dinner they bought her.
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user43770
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Depends on the amount of fiber in her diet.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.