SeymourCake
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Is that a Don Juan thing to do if her ass is clean?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
- Thread starter SeymourCake
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
What are you drinking tonight?
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
CrimsonPanther
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why is that weird? O_O
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
switch
Master Don Juan
well if you like breathing her fart and eating her half digested caramel pudding....why not? lol
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
Jesus now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Hahahah, priceless thread!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Best. Thread. Ever.
switch
Master Don Juan
seymourcake LOVES eating assh0le cake 
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"I like having my salad tossed with Ketchup or Syrup. I prefer Syrup"
- Tossed Salad Man
- Tossed Salad Man
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
The only time I'd even contemplate trying that sh!t (hah) is if she never had sh!t come out of there in the first place, in other words she wears a bag that takes care of that....meaning that I probably wouldn't be banging her in the first place.
backbreaker
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my little brother is actually like that joe.
foreverAFC
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i dont think you could ever be considered a true don juan if you arent into eating ass
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Lol I just seen that Chris rock stand up on YouTube two weeks ago lolbackbreaker said:
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Dirt road goes one way and that's out.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
AFCs do this so they can get back the dinner they bought her.
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user43770
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Depends on the amount of fiber in her diet.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.