SeymourCake
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Is that a Don Juan thing to do if her ass is clean?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
- Thread starter SeymourCake
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
What are you drinking tonight?
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
The real answer is, how kinky is the relationship? Everyone has different lines they draw. Some relationships are about passionate exploration, others are more reserved. Never lick and tell, you weird freak.
CrimsonPanther
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why is that weird? O_O
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
girls do that to me, and i do that to them. nothing freaky if it's done in the right way (hygiene)
so yeah, a DJ is allowed to do it lol
switch
Master Don Juan
well if you like breathing her fart and eating her half digested caramel pudding....why not? lol
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
Jesus now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Hahahah, priceless thread!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Vodka is your friend. Douse her brown eye with vodka, let it disinfect her poop shoot for a good 15 secs and go to town. I fail to see how even then you won't get a woff of shıt up your nose every now and then, but hey, whatever blows your hair back! Make that bıtch squirt!
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
Best. Thread. Ever.
switch
Master Don Juan
seymourcake LOVES eating assh0le cake 
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"I like having my salad tossed with Ketchup or Syrup. I prefer Syrup"
- Tossed Salad Man
- Tossed Salad Man
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Can a Don Juan eat a girls ass?
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
Only if she is not sitting on your face.
The only time I'd even contemplate trying that sh!t (hah) is if she never had sh!t come out of there in the first place, in other words she wears a bag that takes care of that....meaning that I probably wouldn't be banging her in the first place.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
my little brother is actually like that joe.
foreverAFC
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i dont think you could ever be considered a true don juan if you arent into eating ass
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Lol I just seen that Chris rock stand up on YouTube two weeks ago lolbackbreaker said:
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Dirt road goes one way and that's out.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
I used to be into the brown star as well, until I got a nice whiff of un-clean a** while sober. Never again. I don't even like putting my d*ck in there anymore. And I want no one around my a**hole either. Sh*t is not normal, it's perversion.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
AFCs do this so they can get back the dinner they bought her.
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user43770
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Depends on the amount of fiber in her diet.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.