Flabbergasped?
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To prevent this from happening again, bang her more often.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
calling ur gf a b!tch...
- Thread starter illmatic1005
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
So you're not allowed to answer her back?? What a great catch she is. Move on man, if she pisses you off alot then surely you cant be happy with her.
Gangster Of Love
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Call her a Cvnt.illmatic1005 said:ok..my gf is always like..can u get me that, can u get me this..sometimes i do it, sometimes i dont
so the other day she said, ''can you fix my sleeve i dont feel like doing it''
so i said 'haha i think u can handle that'
and she said 'ur such a b!tch', and i said "no u r..do this do that is all i hear''
and she got PlSSED and said .i was only joking, u wre serious,,,and i said no
and shes been angry ever since..
any advice?
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
I support the use of Cvnt!Gangster Of Love said:Call her a Cvnt.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DonGorgon
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She does not respect you and you need to start treating her like shti.
MooseGod
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I think the main sticking point here is that she got pissed about it when you called her a *****, instead of calling you an ******* in response and dropping it at that. She's not the one.
You see, in a good relationship, it goes like this:
"You're a *****!"
"You're an *******!"
"Are you as turned on as I am right now?" :crackup:
You see, in a good relationship, it goes like this:
"You're a *****!"
"You're an *******!"
"Are you as turned on as I am right now?" :crackup:
well, at least the makeup sex is gonna be good. this is ur time to shine man.
btw, i dont think she's insecure, just sensitive. I bet she has anxiety and gets nervous at times, right?
no one listen to macavoy, all he does is b!tch about this forum yet he's always posting
btw, i dont think she's insecure, just sensitive. I bet she has anxiety and gets nervous at times, right?
no one listen to macavoy, all he does is b!tch about this forum yet he's always posting
MacAvoy
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Haha, where did I ever b1tch about the site? ps you post more than me (1.42 posts per day, I only have 0.76 posts per day) Just because I asked you not to bring out the negative in a post, your upset with me?Sandow said:no one listen to macavoy, all he does is b!tch about this forum yet he's always posting
I was just giving the OP some tough love as he's been here for a looooong time, he's not a newby and should by now know better to read the bible, which he AGREED to in the thread.
illmatic1005
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yea she is very sensitive..she takes EVERYTHING personally.Sandow said:well, at least the makeup sex is gonna be good. this is ur time to shine man.
btw, i dont think she's insecure, just sensitive. I bet she has anxiety and gets nervous at times, right?
but she is also insecure..shes always complaining aobut her weight, looks, etc even tho they are all fine..she even straight up told me she is insecure
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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
Why be with some one like that?illmatic1005 said:yea she is very sensitive..she takes EVERYTHING personally.
but she is also insecure..shes always complaining aobut her weight, looks, etc even tho they are all fine..she even straight up told me she is insecure