strams4ever
Don Juan
I need some cheap liquor to get as many people drunk as cheap as I can. I dont want them drinking all of my bourbon, what would you recomend? No beer.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Calling all masters of booze.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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Hunch Punch
1 bottle Everclear® alcohol
1 gal fruit punch
fruit
Hunch Punch #69
1 bottle of Everclear (Large bottle)
1 fifth of Vodka
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch
20 oz. Sprite
1 can of Fruit ****tail (Large can)
Or
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch (Original flavour)
16 oz. Orange Juice (Frozen)
16 oz. Pineapple Juice
8 cups of Sprite
8 cups of Ginger Ale
1 fifth of Everclear
1 fifth of Vodka
Personally, I haven't touched the stuff in many years, but I was knocked over by this punch, just one glass did me in for a week or two.
Enjoy, but remember - no driving.
Oh, there is always BoonesFarm Strawberry Hill. *god, I just gagged*
Happy Weekend!
1 bottle Everclear® alcohol
1 gal fruit punch
fruit
Hunch Punch #69
1 bottle of Everclear (Large bottle)
1 fifth of Vodka
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch
20 oz. Sprite
1 can of Fruit ****tail (Large can)
Or
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch (Original flavour)
16 oz. Orange Juice (Frozen)
16 oz. Pineapple Juice
8 cups of Sprite
8 cups of Ginger Ale
1 fifth of Everclear
1 fifth of Vodka
Personally, I haven't touched the stuff in many years, but I was knocked over by this punch, just one glass did me in for a week or two.
Enjoy, but remember - no driving.
Oh, there is always BoonesFarm Strawberry Hill. *god, I just gagged*
Happy Weekend!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The off-brand of Everclear is a little cheaper. My local store has "Gem-Clear." Basically, you need 180 proof alcohol and some type of sugar-water for taste.
Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.
--Mission
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If me and my friend come over better make it 3 rum to 1 coke.Mission said:
Anyways on topic now: buy some cheap ass poisonos vodka and mix it with juice of lemon taste (sprite, fanta lemon etc)
Or if some people do make alcohol in their households like they still do around here then buy some of that. Its cheap its strong and its what my father though me to drink.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Suckaazzclown
Don Juan
Sup PLAYAZ!!!!
you want cheap...and you wanna get fuked up tonite!!!
Dude, just getsome bacardi GOLD with (Coke and LIMe)
all you needz is:
COKE and LIME Flavored soda
bacardi gold (40% proof)
Mix that shi.t. up.
And you set to go.
Thaz very tasty RUm and Coke. Bacardi GOLD is just AS STRONG as Jack Daniels...but when you put in da COKe, the bit.ches be drinkin it like water! Tastes good! Mix the two. Peace.
you want cheap...and you wanna get fuked up tonite!!!
Dude, just getsome bacardi GOLD with (Coke and LIMe)
all you needz is:
COKE and LIME Flavored soda
bacardi gold (40% proof)
Mix that shi.t. up.
And you set to go.
Thaz very tasty RUm and Coke. Bacardi GOLD is just AS STRONG as Jack Daniels...but when you put in da COKe, the bit.ches be drinkin it like water! Tastes good! Mix the two. Peace.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
I don't know what you're talking about, Everclear punch is practically tasteless if it's made it right. Mix it in roughly a 8-1 ratio with fruit punch and water.Mission said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Killer_Demo
Don Juan
get a 5 gallon jug, gets as many bottles of dirt cheap vodka as u can. mix it with a few bottles of hawwain punch. voila and there's ur jungle juice
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
The 190-proof version of Everclear is illegal to purchase (not to possess) in Pennsylvania, Washington, Michigan, California, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and West Virginia.tipsy_619 said:
ShizamDaMan
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Hairy buffalo. It contains the following
Everclear
Kool aid (your favorite flavor)
Mix up to your preferred strength, and enjoy!
Everclear
Kool aid (your favorite flavor)
Mix up to your preferred strength, and enjoy!