"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Calling all masters of booze.

strams4ever

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I need some cheap liquor to get as many people drunk as cheap as I can. I dont want them drinking all of my bourbon, what would you recomend? No beer.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hunch Punch
1 bottle Everclear® alcohol
1 gal fruit punch
fruit


Hunch Punch #69
1 bottle of Everclear (Large bottle)
1 fifth of Vodka
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch
20 oz. Sprite
1 can of Fruit ****tail (Large can)

Or

3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch (Original flavour)
16 oz. Orange Juice (Frozen)
16 oz. Pineapple Juice
8 cups of Sprite
8 cups of Ginger Ale
1 fifth of Everclear
1 fifth of Vodka

Personally, I haven't touched the stuff in many years, but I was knocked over by this punch, just one glass did me in for a week or two.

Enjoy, but remember - no driving.

Oh, there is always BoonesFarm Strawberry Hill. *god, I just gagged*

Happy Weekend!
 

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The off-brand of Everclear is a little cheaper. My local store has "Gem-Clear." Basically, you need 180 proof alcohol and some type of sugar-water for taste.
 

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Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.

--Mission
 

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Mission said:
Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.

--Mission
If me and my friend come over better make it 3 rum to 1 coke.

Anyways on topic now: buy some cheap ass poisonos vodka and mix it with juice of lemon taste (sprite, fanta lemon etc)

Or if some people do make alcohol in their households like they still do around here then buy some of that. Its cheap its strong and its what my father though me to drink.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sup PLAYAZ!!!!

you want cheap...and you wanna get fuked up tonite!!!

Dude, just getsome bacardi GOLD with (Coke and LIMe)

all you needz is:

COKE and LIME Flavored soda
bacardi gold (40% proof)

Mix that shi.t. up.

And you set to go.

Thaz very tasty RUm and Coke. Bacardi GOLD is just AS STRONG as Jack Daniels...but when you put in da COKe, the bit.ches be drinkin it like water! Tastes good! Mix the two. Peace.
 

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Mission said:
Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink.
--Mission
I don't know what you're talking about, Everclear punch is practically tasteless if it's made it right. Mix it in roughly a 8-1 ratio with fruit punch and water.
 

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get a 5 gallon jug, gets as many bottles of dirt cheap vodka as u can. mix it with a few bottles of hawwain punch. voila and there's ur jungle juice
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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tipsy_619 said:
can u get everclear in cali....

i heard they dont sell it here
The 190-proof version of Everclear is illegal to purchase (not to possess) in Pennsylvania, Washington, Michigan, California, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and West Virginia.
 

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Hairy buffalo. It contains the following

Everclear
Kool aid (your favorite flavor)

Mix up to your preferred strength, and enjoy!
 
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