strams4ever
Don Juan
I need some cheap liquor to get as many people drunk as cheap as I can. I dont want them drinking all of my bourbon, what would you recomend? No beer.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Calling all masters of booze.
- Thread starter strams4ever
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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Hunch Punch
1 bottle Everclear® alcohol
1 gal fruit punch
fruit
Hunch Punch #69
1 bottle of Everclear (Large bottle)
1 fifth of Vodka
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch
20 oz. Sprite
1 can of Fruit ****tail (Large can)
Or
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch (Original flavour)
16 oz. Orange Juice (Frozen)
16 oz. Pineapple Juice
8 cups of Sprite
8 cups of Ginger Ale
1 fifth of Everclear
1 fifth of Vodka
Personally, I haven't touched the stuff in many years, but I was knocked over by this punch, just one glass did me in for a week or two.
Enjoy, but remember - no driving.
Oh, there is always BoonesFarm Strawberry Hill. *god, I just gagged*
Happy Weekend!
1 bottle Everclear® alcohol
1 gal fruit punch
fruit
Hunch Punch #69
1 bottle of Everclear (Large bottle)
1 fifth of Vodka
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch
20 oz. Sprite
1 can of Fruit ****tail (Large can)
Or
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch (Original flavour)
16 oz. Orange Juice (Frozen)
16 oz. Pineapple Juice
8 cups of Sprite
8 cups of Ginger Ale
1 fifth of Everclear
1 fifth of Vodka
Personally, I haven't touched the stuff in many years, but I was knocked over by this punch, just one glass did me in for a week or two.
Enjoy, but remember - no driving.
Oh, there is always BoonesFarm Strawberry Hill. *god, I just gagged*
Happy Weekend!
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The off-brand of Everclear is a little cheaper. My local store has "Gem-Clear." Basically, you need 180 proof alcohol and some type of sugar-water for taste.
Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.
--Mission
--Mission
If me and my friend come over better make it 3 rum to 1 coke.Mission said:
Anyways on topic now: buy some cheap ass poisonos vodka and mix it with juice of lemon taste (sprite, fanta lemon etc)
Or if some people do make alcohol in their households like they still do around here then buy some of that. Its cheap its strong and its what my father though me to drink.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Suckaazzclown
Don Juan
Sup PLAYAZ!!!!
you want cheap...and you wanna get fuked up tonite!!!
Dude, just getsome bacardi GOLD with (Coke and LIMe)
all you needz is:
COKE and LIME Flavored soda
bacardi gold (40% proof)
Mix that shi.t. up.
And you set to go.
Thaz very tasty RUm and Coke. Bacardi GOLD is just AS STRONG as Jack Daniels...but when you put in da COKe, the bit.ches be drinkin it like water! Tastes good! Mix the two. Peace.
you want cheap...and you wanna get fuked up tonite!!!
Dude, just getsome bacardi GOLD with (Coke and LIMe)
all you needz is:
COKE and LIME Flavored soda
bacardi gold (40% proof)
Mix that shi.t. up.
And you set to go.
Thaz very tasty RUm and Coke. Bacardi GOLD is just AS STRONG as Jack Daniels...but when you put in da COKe, the bit.ches be drinkin it like water! Tastes good! Mix the two. Peace.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
I don't know what you're talking about, Everclear punch is practically tasteless if it's made it right. Mix it in roughly a 8-1 ratio with fruit punch and water.Mission said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Killer_Demo
Don Juan
get a 5 gallon jug, gets as many bottles of dirt cheap vodka as u can. mix it with a few bottles of hawwain punch. voila and there's ur jungle juice
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
American_Psycho
Don Juan
The 190-proof version of Everclear is illegal to purchase (not to possess) in Pennsylvania, Washington, Michigan, California, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and West Virginia.tipsy_619 said:
ShizamDaMan
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Hairy buffalo. It contains the following
Everclear
Kool aid (your favorite flavor)
Mix up to your preferred strength, and enjoy!
Everclear
Kool aid (your favorite flavor)
Mix up to your preferred strength, and enjoy!