strams4ever
Don Juan
I need some cheap liquor to get as many people drunk as cheap as I can. I dont want them drinking all of my bourbon, what would you recomend? No beer.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If me and my friend come over better make it 3 rum to 1 coke.Mission said:Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.
--Mission
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I don't know what you're talking about, Everclear punch is practically tasteless if it's made it right. Mix it in roughly a 8-1 ratio with fruit punch and water.Mission said:Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink.
--Mission
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The 190-proof version of Everclear is illegal to purchase (not to possess) in Pennsylvania, Washington, Michigan, California, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and West Virginia.tipsy_619 said:can u get everclear in cali....
i heard they dont sell it here