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Call me a psychopath, but I enjoy period sex without a condom and making sriracha mayo
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Busting your load in a girl on the first date
- Thread starter FlexpertHamilton
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Duke26
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Painted a hell of a picture there lol
Giovanni SouthSide
Master Don Juan
Im a depraved nasty nut when I gotta fly with my red wings. She gotta be fine though
Giovanni SouthSide
Master Don Juan
I haven’t give a damn as of lately if it’s a fine ass baddie who I have known and I get along well then I’m shootin inside like it’s my last fvck. Im gona throttle the money shotz from now on. I can die tomorrow and I didn’t juice out any bloodline.
FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
Thats just awful
Im not even grossed out much by periods but the idea of period blood and *** mixing is just
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Gamisch
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I geuss most men use their intuition to determine whether a woman is "clean" or not. The prettier the cleaner. Bro science at his finest. Like many others I've always been the one to suggest using protection. I've had women acting butthurt about it.
Funny story. A guy I know is the type to F everything that walks. So he got together with the numero uno town bicycle, no protection. He told me he was pissing green pudding next day..that story really made me think twice.
Funny story. A guy I know is the type to F everything that walks. So he got together with the numero uno town bicycle, no protection. He told me he was pissing green pudding next day..that story really made me think twice.