"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Busting your load in a girl on the first date

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Giovanni SouthSide

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I haven’t give a damn as of lately if it’s a fine ass baddie who I have known and I get along well then I’m shootin inside like it’s my last fvck. Im gona throttle the money shotz from now on. I can die tomorrow and I didn’t juice out any bloodline.
 

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Call me a psychopath, but I enjoy period sex without a condom and making sriracha mayo
Thats just awful

Im not even grossed out much by periods but the idea of period blood and *** mixing is just
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Gamisch

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I geuss most men use their intuition to determine whether a woman is "clean" or not. The prettier the cleaner. Bro science at his finest. Like many others I've always been the one to suggest using protection. I've had women acting butthurt about it.

Funny story. A guy I know is the type to F everything that walks. So he got together with the numero uno town bicycle, no protection. He told me he was pissing green pudding next day..that story really made me think twice.
 
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