"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Bust Free" bras and such...

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Maybe this has been brought up before, I don't know.

Anyway - I just saw a commercial for these bra's that are basically little "clevage enhancers" women stick under their shirts to make their boobs look bigger. I saw one brand that adds like a whole cup size or something.

I gotta say - What the fvck? Would that not be an awkward moment (to say the least) to be with a chick, have her get naked, and find out her breasts were fake. And I'm not talking about a woman with regular implants - at least you can still stick your face inbetween those and go "Brwerrrrr." With these they just "fall off" and no longer exist.

The deception!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I'm wondering...When will us guys get the "package enhancement' underwear so that it's clearly visible even WITH pants on? :p
 
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You mean the cucumber? :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Oh, no... Don't confuse the Wonder Bra with this travesty.

The wonder bra just pushes the boobs up a bit (I believe)...This thing is like a little plastic/silicon thing women adhere to make it look like they have bigger boobies than actually they do.

It's basically like stuffing a bra except it looks a lot/"feels" more natural. It looks nice for a bit, until you realize that they've been lying to you. Shallow of me? Yeah, sure...But so is wearing these things.

Scenario: Woman wears one of these things. Man finds out. Man gets disapointed/angry. Woman gets mad at man for feeling this way.

So who's right? The guy for being mad that the girl for not telling him about her pseudo-plastic surgery, or the girl for not understanding his rage? You tell me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Shiftkey
I'm so glad my GF has natural 34 DDs :D
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That is way too big.

Anything over a hanfull is a waste.
 
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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Thats your opinion. I just know that Id sleep really good with my head in those things.
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i'd suffocate:p
 
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lol those things have been around for ages.
 
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Would you guys stop fretting?

My ex wore those all the fn time... even though her natural boobies were fine she just enhanced it... She was fukkin juicy in those bras.

Look at it this way... she already has to have boobies to enhance. A guy can't just put on a bra and have an appearance of boobies.

They're trying to look good for you. Let them :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Thats a question of your viewpoint, to me its more like deception.
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Same here...To me, it's like if I wore a spandex suit and shoved a cumcumber or something down there.
 
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Well... ok...

It's there... girls do it...

Question is: how can you use it to your advantage?
 
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Use it to your advantage?

Unless you mean busting (no pun intended) some C&F line about calling them on it, I don't think it is in your "advantage." Then again, even a C&F line that "works" leaves you with a deceptionest of a girl.

I think the question should be: Are they worth it? And - Are your values of "are they worth it" based solely on getting laid?
 
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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Look at it this way... she already has to have boobies to enhance. A guy can't just put on a bra and have an appearance of boobies.
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well actuly, i think the average american male probably could :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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