"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bus driver uppercuts female passenger

speed dawg

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Society is a better place when it is generally accepted that spitting on someone or yelling in someone's face will get you an asswhipping.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Love's Orphan

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The news dont even show what happened BEFORE the uppercut. Nothing new.
 

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I once walked a mile to use a pay phone (S Cal, early 80's.) gal on phone, yacking. I wave, indicate I want the phone, wait. Nothing, for minutes, more yacking.. So I knock on the booth door, she looks up, turns her back, more yacking. So I let the air out of TWO of her tires on her nearby-parked car and walked away. :) She freaked out, called 911, screamed, etc, but I was GONE. :) Bet she won't turn her back on anyone again (llong term).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HoneyHitter

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I can't believe how far down the drain western society has gone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbhtfCAXF40&feature=related

RTA Statement

"Upon identifying the driver, he was
immediately suspended and removed from duty.
His behavior is absolutely unacceptable.

RTA apologizes to our customers for this incident."
In other words: the misbehavior of this full grown woman is totally acceptable.

What a great message to send out to all misbehavin, spoiled and entitled young women. Thanks RTA! :rolleyes:

Btw, where is the men's rights movement when you need them? This brother is now jobless, because the majority of men don't know how to handle and raise decent women. There's an urgent need for us men to start supporting eachother in these kind of cases. It would actually make me proud if all male busdrivers would go on a strike to support their colleague. But I guess those *****-whipped bastards don't have the balls to do that.

I wonder... What would RTA say if it was about a male passenger and a female busdriver? :down:
 
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