"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bus driver uppercuts female passenger

speed dawg

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Society is a better place when it is generally accepted that spitting on someone or yelling in someone's face will get you an asswhipping.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Love's Orphan

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The news dont even show what happened BEFORE the uppercut. Nothing new.
 

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I once walked a mile to use a pay phone (S Cal, early 80's.) gal on phone, yacking. I wave, indicate I want the phone, wait. Nothing, for minutes, more yacking.. So I knock on the booth door, she looks up, turns her back, more yacking. So I let the air out of TWO of her tires on her nearby-parked car and walked away. :) She freaked out, called 911, screamed, etc, but I was GONE. :) Bet she won't turn her back on anyone again (llong term).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HoneyHitter

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I can't believe how far down the drain western society has gone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbhtfCAXF40&feature=related

RTA Statement

"Upon identifying the driver, he was
immediately suspended and removed from duty.
His behavior is absolutely unacceptable.

RTA apologizes to our customers for this incident."
In other words: the misbehavior of this full grown woman is totally acceptable.

What a great message to send out to all misbehavin, spoiled and entitled young women. Thanks RTA! :rolleyes:

Btw, where is the men's rights movement when you need them? This brother is now jobless, because the majority of men don't know how to handle and raise decent women. There's an urgent need for us men to start supporting eachother in these kind of cases. It would actually make me proud if all male busdrivers would go on a strike to support their colleague. But I guess those *****-whipped bastards don't have the balls to do that.

I wonder... What would RTA say if it was about a male passenger and a female busdriver? :down:
 
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