British nanny dies while masturbating

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.html

She was hot, too.

 

[Army Strong]

At least she died happy.

 

[JustLurk]

Her cat was sitting on her chest... Do you think it mourned?

 

[Boxer]

Oh gawd. Imagine instead of masturbation she died while having sex with a guy haha.

 

[Strelok]

Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.

I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.

 

[L B]

I would like to know the title of the porn she was watching.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

I would like to know the title of the porn she was watching.

coming and going

 

[Groovy]

L_B's post was already funny by itself the post after makes things even better!

"A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported."

Come on, don't bullsh*t me.

 

[Warrior74]

Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.

I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.

So, hot girls can't rub one out? Really? :crackup:

 

[Neon Owl]

If I ever die from a horrible wanking accident I really hope they don't announce it in the newspapers along with my picture.

Poor lass. What a way to go though, she must've got to a whole new level lol

 

[user43770]

That orgasm must have been heavenly.

 

[Powerlifter]

Now thats what I call quick wit.

Good one TO.

Powerlifter

coming and going

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

That orgasm must have been heavenly.

If you ever watch Japanese porn, (or bang a vociferous J-girl) you'll notice they say "Iku, Iku," a lot, which means "going, going." Literally it is shorthand for "going to heaven."

 

[Jitterbug]

A literal "la petite mort".

 

[user43770]

J-girl

Thank you for introducing me to this fad. I think I've finally decided on my next vacation destination.

 

[sharkbeat]

That orgasm must have been heavenly.

pun intended?

 

[2crudedudes]

Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.

I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.

She was probably fvcking nuts.