"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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JustLurk

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Her cat was sitting on her chest... Do you think it mourned?
 

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Oh gawd. Imagine instead of masturbation she died while having sex with a guy haha.
 

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Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.

I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I would like to know the title of the porn she was watching.
 

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L_B's post was already funny by itself the post after makes things even better!

"A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported."

Come on, don't bullsh*t me.
 

Warrior74

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Strelok said:
Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.

I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.

So, hot girls can't rub one out? Really? :crackup:
 

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If I ever die from a horrible wanking accident I really hope they don't announce it in the newspapers along with my picture.

Poor lass. What a way to go though, she must've got to a whole new level lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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TyTe`EyEz said:
That orgasm must have been heavenly.
If you ever watch Japanese porn, (or bang a vociferous J-girl) you'll notice they say "Iku, Iku," a lot, which means "going, going." Literally it is shorthand for "going to heaven."
 

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A literal "la petite mort".
 
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Thank you for introducing me to this fad. I think I've finally decided on my next vacation destination.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Strelok said:
Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.

I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.
She was probably fvcking nuts.
 
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