"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
British nanny dies while masturbating
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Army Strong
Don Juan
At least she died happy. 
Now I would like to read all the mature users of this forum explaining why that girl felt the need to masturbate in front a porno movie.
I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.
I'm unable to give a good explanation because she is not ugly,she is even beautiful so i don't think she could had any problem to get a fvckbuddy.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
coming and goingL B said:
L_B's post was already funny by itself the post after makes things even better!
"A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported."
Come on, don't bullsh*t me.
"A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported."
Come on, don't bullsh*t me.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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user43770
Guest
That orgasm must have been heavenly.
Powerlifter
Senior Don Juan
Now thats what I call quick wit.
Good one TO.
Powerlifter
Good one TO.
Powerlifter
taiyuu_otoko said:
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
If you ever watch Japanese porn, (or bang a vociferous J-girl) you'll notice they say "Iku, Iku," a lot, which means "going, going." Literally it is shorthand for "going to heaven."TyTe`EyEz said:
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user43770
Guest
Thank you for introducing me to this fad. I think I've finally decided on my next vacation destination.taiyuu_otoko said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
pun intended?TyTe`EyEz said:
2crudedudes
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She was probably fvcking nuts.Strelok said: