"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bring out your... Bucket Lists?

Kailex

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So, for the last few months, I decided I'd start enjoying the single life and do every single thing that I want to do, before I become one of those old men who look back on life and says: I wish I would have done X activity...

I've recently done just about anything imaginable that I've never done before, from horseback riding, to hitting up Madison Square Garden for a Knicks game, to seeing the Empire State Building, to planning trips to both Atlantic City and Washington D.C. amongst many other things that I have planned.

But, I never WROTE down a list, so, I'd like some help from the SoSuave community. Hopefully at least 2 of you will respond. :p

I want to know of things you want to do that you've never done before, or even about experiences of stuff you DID do that you feel accomplished for doing.

One thing I definitely have up soon is seeing Medieval Times (always wanted to go, I don't care), paintball, and sky-diving.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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5string

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Funnest time I ever had? Went to Dublin Ireland with a buddy. Spent a few days there seeing the sights, pub crawlin, etc. Then flew from Dublin to Scotland where we stayed in some B&B's and toured all the single malt distilleries in the Highlands. Even toured the Guinness factory in Dublin. Will never forget that trip. Great time.
 

kingsam

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kailex you need to go to thailand...full moon parties, ping pong ball shows etc...
and the amsterdam Red light district
 

Ease

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I would love to go to creamfields, or WMC in miami this year.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BigJimbo

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If you boys are really straight you should just think one word - Ukraine. You will know why after a week there.
 

speed dawg

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I'd love to get all my buddies, pitch in a bunch of money, and hire strippers on a party barge, preferably during a football Saturday starting at noon, and letting the party go on all day and get friggin' insane that night. Plenty of booze, food and whatever else your heart may desire. I'm talking 2 or 3 girls per guy. Just an insane time.

Not exactly in line with my religion, but we all have sinned.
 
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