"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey guys, is breakup sex something that should or shouldnt be done? I was just kind of wondering about it since it may be an opportunity pretty soon here . . .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It is the best sex, for one of 2 reasons

#1 girl looses all inhabitions and insecurities because she isn't planning on ever seeing you again

OR

#2 She bangs the ever livvin hell out of you trying to win you back

Either way you can't loose
 
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Unless it's "pity sex" where she justs lets you "have your way." Then don't do it if you want to have any hope of preserving any attraction that she might have left for you.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Unless it's "pity sex" where she justs lets you "have your way." Then don't do it if you want to have any hope of preserving any attraction that she might have left for you.
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It's really hard to tell when this happens. It may happen to you and you won't even know it for a couple of weeks, and then BAM, she dumps you. So watch out for this.
 
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Originally posted by Kourt
hey guys, is breakup sex something that should or shouldnt be done? I was just kind of wondering about it since it may be an opportunity pretty soon here . . .
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Shouldn't be done in your situation bro!!! Get rid of that psycho and move on!!!


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I hope this is a joke question...

I mean, when you know that this is the last chance to bone this broad... and that it will take several hours for other prospects to come knocking at the door.

Obviously you hit that shyt!
 
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Originally posted by Kourt
hey guys, is breakup sex something that should or shouldnt be done? I was just kind of wondering about it since it may be an opportunity pretty soon here . . .
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That'd probably be the day she doesn't take her pill.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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If you're talking about her like moving away, where she knows you guys are gonna break up, then yes. But if you plan on breaking up with her just for the hell of it, shes gonna be ****ing pissed that you used her.
 
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yeah, dont think its going to happen. . .
 
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My last LTR broke up with me, had to spend the night over at my place. I was on the sofa.
She came down from the bedroom and ****ed me senseless the morning AFTER she dumped me.

I wasn't sure wether I should have let her or not. My **** said yes, so I went with it.

Did I do the right thing? Or was I a wuss for giving in?
 
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Originally posted by MidnightResistance
My last LTR broke up with me, had to spend the night over at my place. I was on the sofa.
She came down from the bedroom and ****ed me senseless the morning AFTER she dumped me.

I wasn't sure wether I should have let her or not. My **** said yes, so I went with it.

Did I do the right thing? Or was I a wuss for giving in?
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this is just more proof that girls like sex in the same way guys do and dont have to be 'emotionaly' with a guy for it!
 
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I'm kinda glad she did, because I was REALLY horny at the time.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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