"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Brad Pitt, 58, and Emily Ratajkowski, 31, have been 'seeing each other'

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What do you guys think of this? To me Emily comes across as a toxic AF feminist, Brad Pitt surely doesn't have all his marbles (see his relationship cu Angelina Jolie), so it's a case of like attracts like (not only on a physical sense, as they both look good).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Her has hella SMV. But 58, damn! Girl's raised her SMV twice, now and when she dumps him.
 

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It's about time the eternal TeraChad start hitting prime poontang again.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Brad’s a free man now after the head case called Angelina and having fun again. If I was his age I’d keep pounding that exotic babe until the cows come home, an asteroid destroys earth, or he finds another woman that rates higher on his personal boner scale …
Looks, popularity, money, and fame - the golden ticket …
 

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Solid. 58 with a 31 year old. I'm 39 and 31 year olds would even be considered a quality get for me.
 

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She has a weird face.
She does not have the kind of face that will age well at all.

@MatureDJ shame on me for clicking but you know damn well the dailymail is the slowest site on the net since myspace. Legacy points deducted.
 

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She does not have the kind of face that will age well at all.

@MatureDJ shame on me for clicking but you know damn well the dailymail is the slowest site on the net since myspace. Legacy points deducted.
I've never noticed it being slow. Of course, I've got uBlock blocking all the craap there. :)

EDIT: Wait a minute, I didn't post it. :mad:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What's with Brad's pink suite? I just lost respect for him. Real men don't wear pink. They know it's a shame and an abomination.
 
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What do you guys think of this? To me Emily comes across as a toxic AF feminist, Brad Pitt surely doesn't have all his marbles (see his relationship cu Angelina Jolie), so it's a case of like attracts like (not only on a physical sense, as they both look good).
Most men who work for Hollywood are faggots. Common knowledge. Don't wonder at their subpar taste in women.
 

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She has nice ( . )( . ) but I always found something odd about her face
 

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Brad’s a free man now after the head case called Angelina and having fun again. If I was his age I’d keep pounding that exotic babe until the cows come home, an asteroid destroys earth, or he finds another woman that rates higher on his personal boner scale …
Looks, popularity, money, and fame - the golden ticket …
shes a nutcase aswell
 

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shes a nutcase aswell
I wouldn’t be surprised. In the Bullet train movie which is about mayhem, Brad suggested getting therapy to others at least twice and named borderline personality disorder close to the movie end. That might tell us what he has been up against lately.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I wouldn’t be surprised. In the Bullet train movie which is about mayhem, Brad suggested getting therapy to others at least twice and named borderline personality disorder close to the movie end. That might tell us what he has been up against lately.
Im sure shes put her baby down as gender fluid, Id have to check it out, but Im 99% certain
 

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