"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Boner...at the wrong time!!!

steves2kool

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I get hard whenever am talking to girls I like....I try to hide but am kinda worried she might end up seeing it. Does anyone know how I can control this?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ewww lol, just uhhh, flick it it will go down
 

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i usually just imagine something so i dont worry about it. it goes away fast then. try imagining your doing something scary, like skydiving, or on a rollercoaster. whatever you do, dont imagine the girl giving you a BJ or something, hahaha.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah ive actully had my golfer pop out ............DAM YOUR A MAN, DONT PUSS IT, LET IT HANNNNGGGG
 

Incog

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Why does it matter if she sees it? You're a man. You have a penis.

That is what men do. She should know that.
 

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Aaron B said:
**** i wish i could get a full erection while clothed and talking to a clothed female
LOL I was going to say that, too...

...and notice how old we are, Aaron. D'oh!
 

Rebound Material

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As you are talking to her, place both your hands on top of your crotch with pressure to prevent it from going up. That way, she'll never suspect that you have a boner:up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Flabbergasped?

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If you're both clothed, just use the boner to fuel your Gunwitch-esque sexual state.
 

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Screw a girl and it should go down ;)
 

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it doesn't for me.
If the girl sees it at the beginning of your game, it's over trust me. She will laugh at you. But if she sees it while alone with you, you're in.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Aaron B

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wolf116 said:
it doesn't for me.
If the girl sees it at the beginning of your game, it's over trust me. She will laugh at you. But if she sees it while alone with you, you're in.
My erection has never been laughed at. I feel sorry for you if this has been your experience.
 

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Don't worry about it. You're a man. But if you absolutely needed to get rid of a boner for some reason just do math out in your head. The harder the math the less hard you become.

But you really shouldn't worry about it. I was finishing up my first approach last week when I went to get a pen from my pocket and realized I had a giant boner. The pants I was wearing kind of made it a pain to get the pen (Then paper) out so the entire time I would occasionally look up to see her looking at my crotch. Things are going smoothly so I can only assume it doesn't do anything to hurt you.
 

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Think about someone taking a long thin straight piece of glass and shoving it up your pee hole.. Your happy guy will be gone in about 10 seconds. I know it sounds sick but it works.
 

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I remember back one time when I was 13 and I was in middle school, and we were watching a movie in class and the lights were turned off, and a girl that was sitting in a desk in front of me turned around and rested her feet on my crotch. Eventually, I got a hard on and it started popping through my pants, and she felt it on her foot, and when she did, she looked at me and smiled, kind of blushing. She liked it. So, come on man, be a man, she knows you have a ****, so don't be afraid to be a man! She will at least respect you then.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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