Boner...at the wrong time!!!

[steves2kool]

I get hard whenever am talking to girls I like....I try to hide but am kinda worried she might end up seeing it. Does anyone know how I can control this?

 

[Livinlifehard]

think about ****ing a ugly chick... or think about your mom naked...

 

[MissionX]

Ewww lol, just uhhh, flick it it will go down

 

[PleasureKing]

i usually just imagine something so i dont worry about it. it goes away fast then. try imagining your doing something scary, like skydiving, or on a rollercoaster. whatever you do, dont imagine the girl giving you a BJ or something, hahaha.

 

[steves2kool]

Thnx

Ill try that next time I talk to her

 

[Aaron B]

**** i wish i could get a full erection while clothed and talking to a clothed female

 

[HollowHorizon]

Yeah ive actully had my golfer pop out ............DAM YOUR A MAN, DONT PUSS IT, LET IT HANNNNGGGG

 

[Incog]

Why does it matter if she sees it? You're a man. You have a penis.

That is what men do. She should know that.

 

[realsmoothie]

**** i wish i could get a full erection while clothed and talking to a clothed female

LOL I was going to say that, too...

...and notice how old we are, Aaron. D'oh!

 

[Rebound Material]

As you are talking to her, place both your hands on top of your crotch with pressure to prevent it from going up. That way, she'll never suspect that you have a boner

 

[wolf116]

dude I did a thread on this too. know one had any good ideas. I tried everything and it won't go down. except the duct tape thing. Let me tell you it really sucks at the beach and pool!

here it is http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=115038

 

[KarmaSutra]

The only times which I consider poor for having an erection are when you're in church or at a job interview. Anything else is fair game.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

If you're both clothed, just use the boner to fuel your Gunwitch-esque sexual state.

 

[Holland]

Screw a girl and it should go down

 

[wolf116]

it doesn't for me.
If the girl sees it at the beginning of your game, it's over trust me. She will laugh at you. But if she sees it while alone with you, you're in.

 

[Aaron B]

it doesn't for me.
If the girl sees it at the beginning of your game, it's over trust me. She will laugh at you. But if she sees it while alone with you, you're in.

My erection has never been laughed at. I feel sorry for you if this has been your experience.

 

[Jakeman]

Don't worry about it. You're a man. But if you absolutely needed to get rid of a boner for some reason just do math out in your head. The harder the math the less hard you become.

But you really shouldn't worry about it. I was finishing up my first approach last week when I went to get a pen from my pocket and realized I had a giant boner. The pants I was wearing kind of made it a pain to get the pen (Then paper) out so the entire time I would occasionally look up to see her looking at my crotch. Things are going smoothly so I can only assume it doesn't do anything to hurt you.

 

[logicallefty]

Think about someone taking a long thin straight piece of glass and shoving it up your pee hole.. Your happy guy will be gone in about 10 seconds. I know it sounds sick but it works.

 

[ryannath]

I remember back one time when I was 13 and I was in middle school, and we were watching a movie in class and the lights were turned off, and a girl that was sitting in a desk in front of me turned around and rested her feet on my crotch. Eventually, I got a hard on and it started popping through my pants, and she felt it on her foot, and when she did, she looked at me and smiled, kind of blushing. She liked it. So, come on man, be a man, she knows you have a ****, so don't be afraid to be a man! She will at least respect you then.

 

[Aaron B]

holding your breath works most of the time if you just have to rid of it

i tuck it into my waistband if i feel i need to hide it