cordoncordon
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No, I call total Cough.....bullsh!t....cough cough.Robert28 said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Blew my load inside some broad on the dancefloor
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
damn i damn near just nutted reading this post lol. good job sir! damn near bout to rub one out lol
Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
I have never laughed so hard from a post.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
5string
Master Don Juan
Who's yer daddy?
loveshogun
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Unrelated, but...
Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.
Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DonJuan_DeRosco
Don Juan
I did it with an ex on a paddling pool outside her back door as her neighbours next to her cooked a barbecue.
I hear she's married now.....
I hear she's married now.....
Thundernuts
Senior Don Juan
wierdest place i did it was under a huge christmas tree near the movie theater about two years ago...getting out was a problem though since people started arriving
kingsam
Master Don Juan
i have ****ed a girl in a club................... in the middle of the pool that was in the club, in front of every body..... not great really....kinda nasty.....
TheManOfSteel
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If true, epic win on the boning, epic fail on the no rubber. That was not smart. Hopefully your penis didn't turn green and fall off the next day from some nasty STD.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"" I took the hint and I unzipped my pants....that there was only one option. I PULLED HER G-STRING TO THE SIDE AND SLID IT IN."""
omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha
how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...
lol
omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha
how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...
lol
Demonicale
Senior Don Juan
I've never been to a club like that before lol ...
Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!
Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I hope nobody slipped on the floor after that. I hope you didn't get the club in trouble with OSHA.
tappa
Don Juan
lmao at the comments
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.