cordoncordon
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No, I call total Cough.....bullsh!t....cough cough.Robert28 said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Blew my load inside some broad on the dancefloor
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
damn i damn near just nutted reading this post lol. good job sir! damn near bout to rub one out lol
Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
I have never laughed so hard from a post.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
5string
Master Don Juan
Who's yer daddy?
loveshogun
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Unrelated, but...
Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.
Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DonJuan_DeRosco
Don Juan
I did it with an ex on a paddling pool outside her back door as her neighbours next to her cooked a barbecue.
I hear she's married now.....
I hear she's married now.....
Thundernuts
Senior Don Juan
wierdest place i did it was under a huge christmas tree near the movie theater about two years ago...getting out was a problem though since people started arriving
kingsam
Master Don Juan
i have ****ed a girl in a club................... in the middle of the pool that was in the club, in front of every body..... not great really....kinda nasty.....
TheManOfSteel
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If true, epic win on the boning, epic fail on the no rubber. That was not smart. Hopefully your penis didn't turn green and fall off the next day from some nasty STD.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"" I took the hint and I unzipped my pants....that there was only one option. I PULLED HER G-STRING TO THE SIDE AND SLID IT IN."""
omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha
how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...
lol
omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha
how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...
lol
Demonicale
Senior Don Juan
I've never been to a club like that before lol ...
Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!
Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I hope nobody slipped on the floor after that. I hope you didn't get the club in trouble with OSHA.
tappa
Don Juan
lmao at the comments
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.