cordoncordon
Master Don Juan
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No, I call total Cough.....bullsh!t....cough cough.Robert28 said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Blew my load inside some broad on the dancefloor
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
damn i damn near just nutted reading this post lol. good job sir! damn near bout to rub one out lol
Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
I have never laughed so hard from a post.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
5string
Master Don Juan
Who's yer daddy?
loveshogun
Master Don Juan
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Unrelated, but...
Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.
Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
DonJuan_DeRosco
Don Juan
I did it with an ex on a paddling pool outside her back door as her neighbours next to her cooked a barbecue.
I hear she's married now.....
I hear she's married now.....
Thundernuts
Senior Don Juan
wierdest place i did it was under a huge christmas tree near the movie theater about two years ago...getting out was a problem though since people started arriving
kingsam
Master Don Juan
i have ****ed a girl in a club................... in the middle of the pool that was in the club, in front of every body..... not great really....kinda nasty.....
TheManOfSteel
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If true, epic win on the boning, epic fail on the no rubber. That was not smart. Hopefully your penis didn't turn green and fall off the next day from some nasty STD.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"" I took the hint and I unzipped my pants....that there was only one option. I PULLED HER G-STRING TO THE SIDE AND SLID IT IN."""
omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha
how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...
lol
omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha
how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...
lol
Demonicale
Senior Don Juan
I've never been to a club like that before lol ...
Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!
Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I hope nobody slipped on the floor after that. I hope you didn't get the club in trouble with OSHA.
tappa
Don Juan
lmao at the comments
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.