Blew my load inside some broad on the dancefloor

[cordoncordon]

am i the only one who thinks the dude is lying?

No, I call total Cough.....bullsh!t....cough cough.

 

[backbreaker]

damn i damn near just nutted reading this post lol. good job sir! damn near bout to rub one out lol

 

[Falcon25]

I don't think he lied about hooking up w a girl on the dance floor. I know for sure he lied about shooting a load in her.

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

I have never laughed so hard from a post.

 

[Tiguere]

of course he is lying. only a mischieveous couple would pull this kind of stunt.

 

[Tiguere]

you should become an erotic novel author

 

[YAboi]

ughnnffnnhh! i just nutted all over my keyboard reading that (spilled a bag of peanuts everywhere)

 

[5string]

Who's yer daddy?

 

[f283000]

One of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Positive rep given. This stuff is gold!

Seriously OP you should consider writing more seriously you definitely have talent.

 

[loveshogun]

Unrelated, but...

Weirdest place I'd ever done it was behind a hotel ice machine in a Hilton. We didn't have a room there (only there for an event). Someone came and got ice too.

 

[DonJuan_DeRosco]

I did it with an ex on a paddling pool outside her back door as her neighbours next to her cooked a barbecue.

I hear she's married now.....

 

[Thundernuts]

wierdest place i did it was under a huge christmas tree near the movie theater about two years ago...getting out was a problem though since people started arriving

 

[kingsam]

i have ****ed a girl in a club................... in the middle of the pool that was in the club, in front of every body..... not great really....kinda nasty.....

 

[EA Gold]

I hope this isn't the new trend.

Having a dance floor child with a girl you just met...

 

[TheManOfSteel]

If true, epic win on the boning, epic fail on the no rubber. That was not smart. Hopefully your penis didn't turn green and fall off the next day from some nasty STD.

 

[pipe007]

"" I took the hint and I unzipped my pants....that there was only one option. I PULLED HER G-STRING TO THE SIDE AND SLID IT IN."""

omg the funniest thing I've read hahahha

how old are you bro? I hope you can answer
It sounds really great to do that.. but I would have never done that without a condom... . let alone blow my load inside of her... because IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION..... and YOU TOOK THE HINT.... to blow a nut inside of her and possibly screw your life for now on...

lol

 

[Demonicale]

I've never been to a club like that before lol ...

Although when i was young (still a virgin back then) i did *** in my pant's while i was grinding a girl from behind! LOL!

 

[Atom Smasher]

I hope nobody slipped on the floor after that. I hope you didn't get the club in trouble with OSHA.

 

[tappa]

lmao at the comments

 

[f283000]

What's the name of this club again? I want to check this place out!