Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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bite me

TinyFzzyKiwi

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was joking with a girl at school today, she'd get "fake mad" alot, and would say something in response to me, such as bite me. I wanted to say something funny when she said this, because she said it a good 3-4 times, but couldnt think of anything good. Any suggestions?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
was joking with a girl at school today, she'd get "fake mad" alot, and would say something in response to me, such as bite me. I wanted to say something funny when she said this, because she said it a good 3-4 times, but couldnt think of anything good. Any suggestions?
With pleasure.
 

bangoker

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¿ "sorry,im on a low fat diet"?

(asuming she is thin, i guess she may get be upset if she isnt)

.....


actually i think thats kind of crappy, but a little c+f is cool isnt it?
 

Bussey

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Hmm... I'm not much into the whole S&M thing. Sorry


We gotta leave something to do later on...


Your a clever one, arent you?


I'll assume your hitting on me, so thank you, but your just not my type.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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idiot_boyfriend

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
I wanted to say something funny when she said this, because she said it a good 3-4 times, but couldnt think of anything good. Any suggestions?
Don't even respond....

Just nibble on her ear. :D

Oh, but make sure she likes you!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
I'd just grab her and bite her neck and slowly start kissing her lower and sh1t. i'm so hot.
..... thats rapist style dawg, u dont know how its done.

her: bite me
you: GRR (then bite her neck, so it hurts.)
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by bangoker
¿ "sorry,im on a low fat diet"?
this is GOLD! :D

Originally posted by huge_guy_pimpin
..... thats rapist style dawg, u dont know how its done.

her: bite me
you: GRR (then bite her neck, so it hurts.)
and that is rabid style ;) :p
 
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