"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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bite me

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was joking with a girl at school today, she'd get "fake mad" alot, and would say something in response to me, such as bite me. I wanted to say something funny when she said this, because she said it a good 3-4 times, but couldnt think of anything good. Any suggestions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
was joking with a girl at school today, she'd get "fake mad" alot, and would say something in response to me, such as bite me. I wanted to say something funny when she said this, because she said it a good 3-4 times, but couldnt think of anything good. Any suggestions?
With pleasure.
 

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¿ "sorry,im on a low fat diet"?

(asuming she is thin, i guess she may get be upset if she isnt)

.....


actually i think thats kind of crappy, but a little c+f is cool isnt it?
 

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Hmm... I'm not much into the whole S&M thing. Sorry


We gotta leave something to do later on...


Your a clever one, arent you?


I'll assume your hitting on me, so thank you, but your just not my type.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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idiot_boyfriend

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Originally posted by TinyFzzyKiwi
I wanted to say something funny when she said this, because she said it a good 3-4 times, but couldnt think of anything good. Any suggestions?
Don't even respond....

Just nibble on her ear. :D

Oh, but make sure she likes you!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
I'd just grab her and bite her neck and slowly start kissing her lower and sh1t. i'm so hot.
..... thats rapist style dawg, u dont know how its done.

her: bite me
you: GRR (then bite her neck, so it hurts.)
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by bangoker
¿ "sorry,im on a low fat diet"?
this is GOLD! :D

Originally posted by huge_guy_pimpin
..... thats rapist style dawg, u dont know how its done.

her: bite me
you: GRR (then bite her neck, so it hurts.)
and that is rabid style ;) :p
 
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