"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Biggest turn offs

What kind of woman turns you off most?

  • Fat women

    Votes: 23 37.7%
  • Promiscuous women

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • Attention wh*res

    Votes: 8 13.1%
  • Frigid/naive women

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • Independent women

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scruffy women

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • Vain women

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • Dumb women

    Votes: 6 9.8%
  • Tomboys

    Votes: 4 6.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 3 4.9%

  • Total voters
    61

JB101

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I voted for fatties, although their are exceptions. I'd rather do an attractive and chubby blonde than some masculine butch chick with an ok body.

You know the gay organization, GLAAD? Often times on TV, they'll have some sort of spokeperson on defending gays and lesbians. And the person is always EXTREMELY butch. More testosterone than football players, lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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entropy

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Fat and bad hygiene are kinda obvious


I agree.

You might as well have put in burn victim.

I think a better despcription would be....

what personality traits turn you off.

All of the above are bad, however I voted for attention *****.

This is my pet peeve.

Attention *****s, have an underlying psychological reason for craving attention/valedation.

The same could be said for males, I don't have these types as friends.

Who likes an attention ***** of any kind really? These people generally tend to be fake (another pet peeve and turn off), and people can usually spot a fake.
 

Dirtheart

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Well, they're all stereotypical turn offs without question but I was just wondering which you people considered the worst.

I'm not shallow, but I think it's natural for us to be deterred by bad physical appearance. I guess a lot of us will make exceptions for women who look good, which may be a problem as we get lured in by it and end up getting p*ssed off/hurt/degraded when we find out what sort of person they are.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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spitting
smoking
chewingtobacco or liptobacco or wtf it's called in english.
wearing the same pants two days in a row. etc etc
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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