Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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i just did a work out listenign to the new ozzy album (which is one of his best).

i gotta tell ya, that was more satisfying than a woman. :p
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
 

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Wyldfire said:
I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
These are the reasons we shouldn't have women posting here. Wyld, I know you've got a lot of great info to add at times but your x chromosone is completely useless at other times such as this
 

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Wyldfire said:
I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
I prefer getting stoned with Moonlight Sonata strumming in the background.
 

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joekerr31 said:
i just did a work out listenign to the new ozzy album (which is one of his best).

i gotta tell ya, that was more satisfying than a woman. :p
The last good Ozzy record was Diary of a madman. He's had a couple of decent cuts but as far as albums he's run short.

What's good about this one?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KarmaSutra said:
The last good Ozzy record was Diary of a madman. He's had a couple of decent cuts but as far as albums he's run short.

What's good about this one?
i agree. i liked his older stuff. haven't enjoyed an ozzy album in probably 10 years now - his songs have been pretty fluffy / pointless. but this album reminds me of the old prince of darkness. every song on the album is good (not often you can say that about a new album, theres always at least 1 sh*tty track).

http://www.ozzy.com/

- on the homepage click the 'listen' button. it lets you listen to one of the tracks. not the best track on the album, but pretty good.
 

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MacAvoy said:
These are the reasons we shouldn't have women posting here. Wyld, I know you've got a lot of great info to add at times but your x chromosone is completely useless at other times such as this
Hah...you haven't seen me do hardcore house cleaning, lol. I'm not talking doing the dishes or vacuuming. I'm talking moving around every last bit of furniture in the house and scrubbing every inch from ceiling to floor...by my self. It's an entire day of all out physical exertion. I usually take apart the appliances and clean out any dust or lint, too.
 

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Let's see....what else is better than a woman (depending upon my mood, of course).....

- Finding treasure
- Traveling to exotic places
- That wheat beer I had at the micro brewery under the rail tracks in Berlin
- Eastern European art
- Steak, lobster, and seared tuna mignon at my favorite restaurant

I'm sure I'll think of more
 

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STR8UP said:
- Finding treasure

- That wheat beer I had at the micro brewery under the rail tracks in Berlin

- Steak, lobster, and seared tuna mignon at my favorite restaurant
ha ha. man its been a couple days since i last found treasure, but i hear you on that one! great list here :D...

i would like to add,

- those 99 cent chilli cheese corn dogs sold at the salvation army concessions stand

much better than a woman.

p.s. its nice to see some of the ladies of the mature men section join in this thread.
 
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