"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i just did a work out listenign to the new ozzy album (which is one of his best).

i gotta tell ya, that was more satisfying than a woman. :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
 

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Wyldfire said:
I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
These are the reasons we shouldn't have women posting here. Wyld, I know you've got a lot of great info to add at times but your x chromosone is completely useless at other times such as this
 

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Wyldfire said:
I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
I prefer getting stoned with Moonlight Sonata strumming in the background.
 

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joekerr31 said:
i just did a work out listenign to the new ozzy album (which is one of his best).

i gotta tell ya, that was more satisfying than a woman. :p
The last good Ozzy record was Diary of a madman. He's had a couple of decent cuts but as far as albums he's run short.

What's good about this one?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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KarmaSutra said:
The last good Ozzy record was Diary of a madman. He's had a couple of decent cuts but as far as albums he's run short.

What's good about this one?
i agree. i liked his older stuff. haven't enjoyed an ozzy album in probably 10 years now - his songs have been pretty fluffy / pointless. but this album reminds me of the old prince of darkness. every song on the album is good (not often you can say that about a new album, theres always at least 1 sh*tty track).

http://www.ozzy.com/

- on the homepage click the 'listen' button. it lets you listen to one of the tracks. not the best track on the album, but pretty good.
 

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MacAvoy said:
These are the reasons we shouldn't have women posting here. Wyld, I know you've got a lot of great info to add at times but your x chromosone is completely useless at other times such as this
Hah...you haven't seen me do hardcore house cleaning, lol. I'm not talking doing the dishes or vacuuming. I'm talking moving around every last bit of furniture in the house and scrubbing every inch from ceiling to floor...by my self. It's an entire day of all out physical exertion. I usually take apart the appliances and clean out any dust or lint, too.
 

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Let's see....what else is better than a woman (depending upon my mood, of course).....

- Finding treasure
- Traveling to exotic places
- That wheat beer I had at the micro brewery under the rail tracks in Berlin
- Eastern European art
- Steak, lobster, and seared tuna mignon at my favorite restaurant

I'm sure I'll think of more
 

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STR8UP said:
- Finding treasure

- That wheat beer I had at the micro brewery under the rail tracks in Berlin

- Steak, lobster, and seared tuna mignon at my favorite restaurant
ha ha. man its been a couple days since i last found treasure, but i hear you on that one! great list here :D...

i would like to add,

- those 99 cent chilli cheese corn dogs sold at the salvation army concessions stand

much better than a woman.

p.s. its nice to see some of the ladies of the mature men section join in this thread.
 
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