Best way to know you had a failed date...

[women haze]

You feel like **** afterwards.........

 

[Yo'Mama]

What happened dude?

Failed date stories can be therapeutic for the poster and entertaining for the reader. Details!

 

[n00bPimp]

Best way to know you had a failed date..
She says she'll be right back, but she doesn't.

 

[JPlaya]

She goes to the bathroom and never returns

 

[nismo-4]

She goes to the bathroom and never returns

Epic, but I can top it.

She keeps talking on her cell. To other guys. In front of you.

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

How about this:

She says, "you are the rudest person ever!" and storms off in the opposite direction. Yes, I let her walk away.

Yeah, I sometimes make mistakes when I'm really drunk on a bad date. In my defense, she started it by being a HUGE waste of my time but not showing it until the 2nd date. This justified me drinking too much and then telling her that i was going home without even offering to walk her back to her car or saying goodbye. I went straight to a house party.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I went for the kiss, and she cringed like a child being molested

 

[Yo'Mama]

What Bible Belt failed to add is that she was eight years old

 

[n00bPimp]

Yes, because he's a pedophile you see.

 

[Solomon]

Epic, but I can top it.

She keeps talking on her cell. To other guys. In front of you.

I got you beat, she is on a date with you texting another guy that she will cook for him, the next day!

How I know cause I looked over her shoulder



http://sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=185263

 

[PokerStar]

great thread. cant remember any of my bad dates right now. maybe i blocked them out of my memory. will add later, if i can recall.

 

[joverby]

I was a noob, keep in mind.

Girl showed up, we hugged. Damn is she gorgeous.

I pretty much take her straight to my room and try to instantly to to watching a movie "cuddling." Needless to say she "couldn't stay" much longer. Didn't even realize how awkward I was until evaluating it later.

Somehow I did get a couple other dates after that one still though.

 

[Mike32ct]

I've had a few less than optimal dates.

1. We went to a restaurant. She said she had to go to the ladies room. She walked right out the front door and never came back.

2. At the end of the restaurant date, she asked where I parked. She then said I should go out this door (pointing) and then she was going out another door on the opposite side of the building.

3. At a bar date, she started talking to this other guy there. They started making out and left together right in front of me.

 

[Alex DeLarge]

Never been on a really bad date myself. The worst that's ever happened to me was girls texting other dudes. Needless to say they didn't get a second date.

 

[perseverance]

On my very first date at a Cinema watching Cars, I went to lean in to kiss her towards the end of the film and we bumped heads. It wasn't a hard bump, but it totally killed the mood and I never heard from her again. Haven't seen her since either.

 

[pdx1138]

well, most for me have been when they show up and look nothing like their photos. My instant thought: "great...I gotta see this one through" not to be mean, I would not walk out unless they were rude.

Lately though, they've looked better than their photo's.

reminds me of the seinfeld when elaine blind dates a guy.

she sees him, asks if his name is so and so...he says yes....she shows a sign of huge relief. ha ha

 

[n00bPimp]

3. At a bar date, she started talking to this other guy there. They started making out and left together right in front of me.

Ouch. Things like that turn some people into serial killers

 

[gaspipe]

I've had a few less than optimal dates.

1. We went to a restaurant. She said she had to go to the ladies room. She walked right out the front door and never came back.

2. At the end of the restaurant date, she asked where I parked. She then said I should go out this door (pointing) and then she was going out another door on the opposite side of the building.

3. At a bar date, she started talking to this other guy there. They started making out and left together right in front of me.

Wow dude, those were nasty rejections. How did you get over those?

My worst date occurred last September. Met some foreign HB8 journalist from Bulgaria on line. We established rapport for about two months through emails and some phone conversations.

Well anyway, she calls me and tells me that she will be in Washington DC for a week attending a foreign journalist convention and invited me to come for a couple of days to hang out and tour the city.

I spend about 500 in round trip tickets plus another 300.00 on a hotel. Needless to say we agree to meet at her hotel. When I finally meet her although she looked like her photos, her personality was horrible. She had the biggest bytch shield and almost immediately started to look at her watch every so often as to suggest that she had something to do.

Although we both tried to act polite it was instantly obvious that there was no mutual attraction/chemistry at all from the start.

We ended the meeting in about 30 minutes after a few drinks at a bar. I just got up, called a cab and went back to my hotel without even saying goodbye.

It was by far the worst and most expensive semi blind date Ive ever had.

 

[gaspipe]

I've had a few less than optimal dates.

1. We went to a restaurant. She said she had to go to the ladies room. She walked right out the front door and never came back.

2. At the end of the restaurant date, she asked where I parked. She then said I should go out this door (pointing) and then she was going out another door on the opposite side of the building.

3. At a bar date, she started talking to this other guy there. They started making out and left together right in front of me.

Wow dude, those were nasty rejections. How did you get over those?

My worst date occurred last September. Met some foreign HB8 journalist from Bulgaria on line. We established rapport for about two months through emails and some phone conversations.

Well anyway, she calls me and tells me that she will be in Washington DC for a week attending a foreign journalist convention and invited me to come for a couple of days to hang out and tour the city.

I spend about 500 in round trip tickets plus another 300.00 on a hotel. Needless to say we agree to meet at her hotel. When I finally meet her although she looked like her photos, her personality was horrible. She had the biggest bytch shield and almost immediately started to look at her watch every so often as to suggest that she had something to do.

Although we both tried to act polite it was instantly obvious that there was no mutual attraction/chemistry at all from the start.

We ended the meeting in about 30 minutes after a few drinks at a bar. I just got up, called a cab and went back to my hotel without even saying goodbye.

It was by far the worst and most expensive semi blind date Ive ever had.

 

[gaspipe]

I've had a few less than optimal dates.

1. We went to a restaurant. She said she had to go to the ladies room. She walked right out the front door and never came back.

2. At the end of the restaurant date, she asked where I parked. She then said I should go out this door (pointing) and then she was going out another door on the opposite side of the building.

3. At a bar date, she started talking to this other guy there. They started making out and left together right in front of me.

Wow dude, those were nasty rejections. How did you get over those?

My worst date occurred last September. Met some foreign HB8 journalist from Bulgaria on line. We established rapport for about two months through emails and some phone conversations.

Well anyway, she calls me and tells me that she will be in Washington DC for a week attending a foreign journalist convention and invited me to come for a couple of days to hang out and tour the city.

I spend about 500 in round trip tickets plus another 300.00 on a hotel. Needless to say we agree to meet at her hotel. When I finally meet her although she looked like her photos, her personality was horrible. She had the biggest bytch shield and almost immediately started to look at her watch every so often as to suggest that she had something to do.

Although we both tried to act polite it was instantly obvious that there was no mutual attraction/chemistry at all from the start.

We ended the meeting in about 30 minutes after a few drinks at a bar. I just got up, called a cab and went back to my hotel without even saying goodbye.

It was by far the worst and most expensive semi blind date Ive ever had.