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what is the best and most effective way to bang a chick? I will try anything. thanks
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
best way to bang a chick
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
SharinganUser
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With your ****.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
doctorj
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I think he's asking what is the most effective way to get a chick into bed and bang her
Although I am no expert, I hear that the best way to bang a chick is to
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
Most effective: Diazepam
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Go out find a girl and somehow start talking to her (cold or through a friend). Tell her ur interested but also show her ur a cool guy and confident in urself and dont care if u have her or not. Get her to ur place somehow, eg lets go to mine and have a drink. Bang the chick.
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This thread is gold 
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!