mustfirstregister
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what is the best and most effective way to bang a chick? I will try anything. thanks
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
best way to bang a chick
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SharinganUser
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With your ****.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
doctorj
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I think he's asking what is the most effective way to get a chick into bed and bang her
Although I am no expert, I hear that the best way to bang a chick is to
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
Most effective: Diazepam
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Go out find a girl and somehow start talking to her (cold or through a friend). Tell her ur interested but also show her ur a cool guy and confident in urself and dont care if u have her or not. Get her to ur place somehow, eg lets go to mine and have a drink. Bang the chick.
thesicilianprince
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This thread is gold 
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!