mustfirstregister
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what is the best and most effective way to bang a chick? I will try anything. thanks
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
SharinganUser
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With your ****.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
doctorj
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I think he's asking what is the most effective way to get a chick into bed and bang her
Although I am no expert, I hear that the best way to bang a chick is to
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
Most effective: Diazepam
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Go out find a girl and somehow start talking to her (cold or through a friend). Tell her ur interested but also show her ur a cool guy and confident in urself and dont care if u have her or not. Get her to ur place somehow, eg lets go to mine and have a drink. Bang the chick.
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This thread is gold 
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!