mustfirstregister
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what is the best and most effective way to bang a chick? I will try anything. thanks
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
best way to bang a chick
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
SharinganUser
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With your ****.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
doctorj
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I think he's asking what is the most effective way to get a chick into bed and bang her
Although I am no expert, I hear that the best way to bang a chick is to
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
1. Make use of your penis by putting it in her vagina.
2. Move your hips back and forth with said penis still in her.
As I say I am no expert but I have heard this is the way to bang her good and proper. I also heard an additional step.
3. Vary the hip motion.
Alternatively you could get a friend to bang her following the same steps, might not be as satisfying for you though........
Most effective: Diazepam
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
Fastest: Pulling your **** out as soon as you meet her (introduce yourself offering your penis on her hand for quickier results) and hope she likes it
But, if you want to avoid any law offending possibilities you could just use your GAME, just saying
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BingoBango
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Go out find a girl and somehow start talking to her (cold or through a friend). Tell her ur interested but also show her ur a cool guy and confident in urself and dont care if u have her or not. Get her to ur place somehow, eg lets go to mine and have a drink. Bang the chick.
thesicilianprince
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This thread is gold 
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!
I know what OP meant, but the way he says it leaves it to interpretation, hahaha.
Drunk chicks are easy!