Awesomeness!
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Best voice message ever
- Thread starter Papermoon
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
lol.....i bet he was reading it of a page.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
I thought he sounded like Mystery
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL that was funny .
Lol yea , he talks like Mystery . Slowly with long pauses .redspicyflag said:
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
nice one papermoon"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Just another reason why you should get off the computer and get in the field.
Jeffst1980
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Hilarious!
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
A lot of you guys are laughing, but it really sounded like he was reading directly from some of the (serious)posts many members put up in this very site.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.