Awesomeness!
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Best voice message ever
- Thread starter Papermoon
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
lol.....i bet he was reading it of a page.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
I thought he sounded like Mystery
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL that was funny .
Lol yea , he talks like Mystery . Slowly with long pauses .redspicyflag said:
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
nice one papermoon"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Just another reason why you should get off the computer and get in the field.
Jeffst1980
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Hilarious!
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
A lot of you guys are laughing, but it really sounded like he was reading directly from some of the (serious)posts many members put up in this very site.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.