Awesomeness!
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
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http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Best voice message ever
- Thread starter Papermoon
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
lol.....i bet he was reading it of a page.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
I thought he sounded like Mystery
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
ROFL that was funny .
Lol yea , he talks like Mystery . Slowly with long pauses .redspicyflag said:
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
nice one papermoon"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Just another reason why you should get off the computer and get in the field.
Jeffst1980
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Hilarious!
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
Came across this and thought it was worth sharing:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
This is an extreme example of a misappropriation of PUA principles...do you think he learned this from Ross Jeffries?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
A lot of you guys are laughing, but it really sounded like he was reading directly from some of the (serious)posts many members put up in this very site.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.
You know, those many posts where the AFC says he won't tolerate this, that, etc. Or the many with advice.